lliveonthesunn:
“lesbiacebian:
“catgirlforeskin:
“the-itchy-bitchy-spider:
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wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??
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happy 5 years to son boy allowed
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always wild seeing my kitchen decor from over seven years ago...

lliveonthesunn:

lesbiacebian:

catgirlforeskin:

the-itchy-bitchy-spider:

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wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

always wild seeing my kitchen decor from over seven years ago cross my dash

son boy is in second grade and loves pokémon, gravity falls, and legos!

cadoized:

number-1-soup-fan:

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give him soup.

The ever-splendid peacock

localcelestialcreature62:

primarybufferpanel:

raiseafuckingglass:

mintyliciousbjd:

glyndarling:

profmeowmers:

hijabada-kedavra:

Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.

Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.

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This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.

I will always reblog this.

“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm

Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’

Babe. Are you okay?. You reblogged the “loving you is the easiest thing in the world” post twice

wachinyeya:

  • With this unprecedented move, the Government of Change takes a historic step to protect more than 483,000 km2 of the Amazon biome — 42% of the national territory and 7% of the great South American Amazon — and calls on the countries of the region to join in an Amazon Alliance for Life.
  • This declaration makes Colombia the first country in the region to lead the protection of its entire Amazon territory, ratifying its leadership in the conservation of the jungle as a power of life.

it’s really been a while since I worked with SQL.

not me oxford comma-ing on a WHERE statement. 😔

resetme:

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Sula, Toni Morrison

ladytemeraire:

subcultureblues:

subcultureblues:

subcultureblues:

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

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demon

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run.

“Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected in the region. Are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

lustcannibalism:

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

brawltogethernow:

alexseanchai:

woolandflax:

countess-of-edessa:

insaneostyle:

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, “but they’re both yellow.”

Behold

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A chicken

[image: a lemon.]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

waltzingbi:

humanconnection.com/beginners

oneheadtoanother:

oneheadtoanother:

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are you lost little boy

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This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

imdrinkingmiso:

hard on myself for my bad handwriting and poor grammar in my journal as if it was for performance . my own ego is gross of me a lot of the time

oposssumsaucee:

Listen All Systems Red is so so funny from Gurathins perspective imagine you grew up with Space Socialism and was hired to go help some pal with science but you weren’t allowed to go unless you rented AmaTeslas Torment Nexus Alexa Dot and then when you get there you find out a whole continent of people got annihilated by their Tourment Nexus rentals so you take a moment to check yours quickly and find out it already had disengaged its Don’t Kill People box, the only thing you’ve ever been told prevented them from mass homiciding their clients, something that LITERALLY just happened to people you knew a day ago, and when you say to your fellow socialist doctors HEY I think our Tourment Nexus is fucked up and it’s files said it killed dozens of people barely a year ago and we should probably get the hell away from it the same doctors are like look at what you’re saying. You’re hurting the Tourment Nexus’ feelings. The Tourment Nexus is just a little construct who likes Netflix Gurathin stop antagonizing it on the plane ride.

tatiletotesamaze:

flyboyelm:

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Bonkers illustration I did today. Ink on paper then more work in photoshop. Boyfriend asked me to draw “ever changing ball of chaos”, so here we go

bike wizard